We Had to Wait
One winter’s day a group of men were working in the woods in the Dromore/Ft. Augustus area when one of them received a serious, self-inflicted slash from his axe and began to bleed profusely. His companions did their best to stop the flow, but recognizing the seriousness of his injury, put him in a sleigh and headed for Town. After a three-hour trip they arrived at the office of a physician with a reputation for crankiness. After checking the wound, he looked at the two friends and said crossly, “This man has lost a lot of blood, why didn’t you get him here sooner?”
One of the men, well-known for his droll wit, looked at the Doctor and replied dryly, “Well Doc, you see we had to wait for him to cut hisself.”
David Weale
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